WHAT A DAY

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE MY FIRST UNCENSORED BLOG...I WANT TO CUSS, SWEAR AND SAY ALL THE BAD WORDS I KNOW, BUT THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE I RESPECT TO MUCH TO USE THE WORDS I AM THINKING.   LIKE MISS MIMI, MY COUSINS IN TORONTO THAT I WANT TO IMPRESS WHEN I MEET THEM THIS SUMMER,  MY FRIENDS FROM BOYLE, AND A FEW OTHERS.  I ALSO DON'T WANT TO MAKE MY SONS UNCOMFORTABLE..... but what the frick !!!   we have had some heated conversations.....a sharp tongue or 2....giggled for 2 days straight..ate 2 much frigging food..what did we argue over....you name it.....me to terry....what day is it...he says monday...i say sunday...i am right..he refuses to believe me....me......you should get gas here..him....nope...we  just paid 18 cents a gallon more at the next stop...duh.    now when we missed cadillac ranch, we drove 10 miles back to see it...it was amazing..we do have pics on the computer somewhere...but when i see a place that is cooking live crabs for lunch i suggest we should stop and eat there......do we stop.....nooooo.....he says...there will be more up ahead.....missed opportunity......F#@k...  i say set the cruise here......did he listen....nope...i say ...lets eat here....he says naaa...lets eat here......omg......i am going to lose my mind....i say ..is it hot.....he says it is cold.....i am cold....now he is hot....still pisses me off that he can fall asleep when i am pissed off.....would not go to bed early so mrs bates and i could visit.....the stupid gps bitch kept giving us wrong directions but that was o.k..cause he liked her voice........map quest save our asses once.  he gives me a stroke dealing with all the law enforcers we have met along the way....and they were wonderful...even if i did have to name drop...oh yeah....he ate 3 pieces of butterscotch pecan pie and only gained 10 lbs.......bastard...how can he run out of underwear.....i packed us the same amount.......really....wtf....3 weeks into our holiday he finally breaks down and buys a cooler on wheels.....he then kept beer, water, juice ,pop iced cold for us....but he didn't do it when i first suggested this !!..it took 2 weeks to convince him to buy a cheap coffee maker so we could make our own in the room.......ahhhh....he so took over the remote control...i want to make a remote in the shape of a penis...most men will not want to pick this up... just don't even get me started....