O.K. SO I HAD SOME MOMENTS..YOU KNOW THE KIND...YOU WANNA RIP SOMEONE'S LIPS OFF...BUT....WHO'S.....LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THE ANNOYING THINGS THAT JUST PISSED ME OFF. WHO TRAVELS WITHOUT A BACK UP CAMERA....REMEMBER THE PICS WE DIDN'T GET AT CADILLAC RANCH? THE ONLY PLACE I WILL EAT A HAMBURGER AT IS A&W...I LOVE TEEN BURGERS, SO DON'T MESS WITH MY BURGER. IN THE U.S. AT THE LOCAL A&W THE FRIENDLY YOUNG MAN HAD NEVER HEARD OF A TEEN BURGER....WHAT....I LOOK AROUND..YEP THIS IS AN A&W. THEY DO HOWEVER HAVE THE ORIGINAL BURGER....SO IN THE PICTURE IT LOOKS LIKE A TEEN BURGER....LET'S TRY ONE. REALLY....WHY WOULD THEY MESS WITH A GOOD THING? THEY ALSO THOUGHT I WAS 'CRAZY' SINCE I ASKED FOR VINEGAR FOR MY FRENCH FRIES....WHAT !!! NOW THIS NEXT SUBJECT IS A LITTLE TOUCHY....I AM CHOOSING MY WORDS CAREFULLY.....WHY WOULD A MAN THAT HAS RECEIVED 3 WARNINGS FROM THE POLICE, ARGUES WITH THAT GPS BITCH....STILL GETS LOST USING MAP QUEST....WHY WOULD THIS MAN EVEN THINK OF TELLING ME HOW TO DRIVE.!!! NOW UNDERSTAND....HE DOES NEED TO TELL ME WHERE WE ARE GOING....THAT IS DIFFERENT...BUT REALLY...IS HE 'CRAZY'.......... ENOUGH ABOUT THAT. NEXT...BATHROOMS....THE CLEANEST....LOVE'S STATIONS, THEY EVEN HAVE SHOWERS. NEXT WOULD BE MCDONALDS. NOW THIS IS WHEN I HAVE MY BIGGEST HILLBILLY MOMENTS. THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS TO FLUSH THE TOILET...WHY CAN'T THERE JUST BE THE ONE WAY.. YOU KNOW THE WAY....WITH YOUR FOOT. SOME TOILETS FLUSH ON THERE OWN...AS SOON AS YOU STAND UP....SOME TOILETS YOU PUSH A BUTTON TO FLUSH....I WAS STRANDED IN THE BATHROOM AT THE WYNN HOTEL, I WOULDN'T LEAVE THE CUBICLE UNTIL THE TOILET FLUSHED....LITTLE DID I KNOW....IT WOULDN'T FLUSH UNTIL I LEFT THE CUBICLE !!! NEXT...ON TO THE TAPS....DO YOU PUSH THE TAP, TURN THE TAP, WAVE AT THE TAP HOLY HELL, CAN WE JUST PICK A WAY TO TURN ON THE FRIGGIN TAP AND MAKE IT UNIVERSAL......HOW DO WE DRY OUR HANDS....PAPER TOWELS, REAL TOWELS, HOT AIR, COLD AIR......I WAS FEELING TOTALLY LOST, TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO DRY MY HANDS.....FINALLY SOMEONE COMES INTO THE BATHROOM AND I WATCH AS SHE INSERTS HER HANDS INTO SOME ODD GADGET ON THE WALL.....FRICK, I ENDED UP DRYING THEM ON MY JEANS. O.K MAYBE MY PONY TAIL WAS TO TIGHT.
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